After another year of disruption, delays and disappointment, topped off by a 27-day strike over Christmas, it's become apparent we have no idea how to run a train service.

So with an extended Christmas break ahead of us, we've turned our attention elsewhere...

Introducing: The South Western Failway Store

Using our wide range of expertise, and with the help of creative team Lee & Tomo, we've created a catalogue of products inspired by South Western Railway's consistently subpar service.

Expect delays with every order, and have a very merry Christmas!

Yours insincerely,

Andy 'The Melon' Mellors,

Soon-to-be-ex Managing Director, South Western Failway


Contact: [email protected]

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